Honda Odyssey and Pilot Forum
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ludedude on May 24, 2004, 09:01:12 PM
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Redneck 911
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
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this guy sees a fat chick walking a duck on the other side
of the street and yells over ..."hey where did you get that
pig?" to which the lady states its a duck not a pig!
the man replys "hey , i was talking to the duck!!!!!" :oops: