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« on: January 23, 2007, 07:00:47 PM »
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
SuperBowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in
common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play
book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 07:04:46 PM »
LOL    :D

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 07:55:47 PM »
Sad........but true........


Hey, I just came up with one.

What does the KC Chiefs and a nervous 17 year old virgin male have in common?????

They both will blow it early........



Gary, how old is your oldest boy?  He shouldn't read these forums....

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 07:12:53 AM »
LOL That pretty good!

He is almost 17, damn I am getting old...