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nuke em
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January 23, 2007, 10:00:47 PM »
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
SuperBowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in
common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play
book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
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PilotHawK
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January 23, 2007, 10:04:46 PM »
LOL
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Weed
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January 23, 2007, 10:55:47 PM »
Sad........but true........
Hey, I just came up with one.
What does the KC Chiefs and a nervous 17 year old virgin male have in common?
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They both will blow it early........
Gary, how old is your oldest boy? He shouldn't read these forums....
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nuke em
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January 24, 2007, 10:12:53 AM »
LOL That pretty good!
He is almost 17, damn I am getting old...
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