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PilotHawK

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Ut OH!
« on: July 13, 2005, 02:07:17 PM »
SHE HAD TO HAVE IT



   He wanted a truck but she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

   He would have settled on any beat up old truck, but not her, she had to have NEW and everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

   "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.

    And I always get what I want.

    My birthday is coming up so don't disappoint me!"

   Being the loving, caring,  and supportive husband he wanted only to please her!!!!!!!

   For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

   And nobody has seen or heard from him since.